A Streetwise Strategy for a Tough Market

A Streetwise Strategy for a Tough Market by Professor Jeffrey Bierman Welcome to the chopper, folks. This isn’t your grandfather’s market, and it sure as hell isn’t one that rewards blind optimism. We’re not in a fairytale bull run anymore, we’re in what I like to call the “Monty Hall Market” – you pick Door #1, you might get a sports car… or a goat. And unless you’re adapting to this reality with the right mindset and trading discipline, you’re gonna end up with a barnyard of bad decisions. Let me hit you with some truth: most traders are six times more likely to add to a losing position than a winning one. That’s insanity. And yet, day after day, I see people double down on garbage trades just because they hope the market owes them something. News flash: it doesn’t. You want to know what the market does owe

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What You Need to Know About Dividends (Plus Two Stocks to Get You Started)

I’m fresh from hosting an entire week of dividend and income investing coverage over at Three Trades a Week – a $7 service that gets you the best trading and investing research and actionable trade recommendations we publish. It’s especially important in a market that’s virtually under attack. (You can learn more over here.) Now, I have to keep a lot close to the vest – wouldn’t be fair to subscribers otherwise. But we talked about a lot that I think every investor needs to understand about this increasingly critical sphere of the market.  Now, let me be clear: dividend investing is not a trade. This isn’t about trying to capture a dividend by playing options around an ex-dividend date. This is a long-term game — a real investment.  You buy the stock, and you ride it. For years. Here’s what you need to know…  Why Dividends Matter Now More

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TheoTrade’s Tale of the Tape: Making Bets on the Money

The market’s turbulence continued last week, although we wrapped up the week with a split tape. Only the Dow finished higher, while the S&P 500 and Nasdaq were down. That isn’t exactly my definition of a “risk-on” market environment. Nonetheless, bulls made some modest strides last week, which I’ll share in just a moment. The key here is to realize the stock market is adjusting to the prospect of lower rates for the remainder of the year – let’s talk about which sectors stand to benefit the most… Bulls Come Back Up for Air The top-performing sector last week was financials (XLF), and they weren’t messing around as they closed up over 2.8% on the week, and at their highest weekly and monthly level in history. Financials are one of those sectors where I like to ask my fellow market participants, “Do you think this is a sector that’d be

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The DOGE Effect: Five Stocks Set for Big Moves Courtesy of Musk and Trump

By now, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is a household name; however you feel about it, it’s an undeniable force shaping government right now.  This week in TheoChat we cut through the noise and got straight to what really moves markets.  Let’s get one thing straight: DOGE is not just another bureaucratic reshuffle—it’s a market-moving force that is reshaping the way money flows through the economy. This is about massive structural changes in government spending. Some companies are going to win big, and others are going to get steamrolled. So what happens when the government slashes bloated programs and reallocates funds toward modernization? Winners: AI, quantum computing, defense tech, cybersecurity, automation. Losers: Outdated government contractors, social programs, and legacy infrastructure. Institutional money is already reacting. They’re shifting capital out of U.S. equities and into bonds and Chinese markets. Why? Because uncertainty creates fear, and big money is looking for

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My Three Biggest DOGE Stock Picks (So Far)

Note: I’ve been going live every morning at 10:30 AM Eastern to run through a list of stocks I created – a list of stocks that Elon Musk DOGE is putting into play right now. These stocks are moving in different ways, but each of them could double your money. Make sure you’re getting the whole story and all my DOGE names here.  The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is not just another bureaucratic initiative—it’s a market-moving force that is reshaping the way money flows through the economy. I’ve been watching this closely, and what I see is a fundamental shift in government spending that is creating clear winners and losers. This isn’t about small adjustments; we’re talking about massive structural changes that are forcing government agencies to do more with less. So what happens when the government slashes bloated programs and reallocates funds toward modernization? We see volatility. We

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This Is What We’re Up Against

Institutions Are Packing Some Serious AI Heat By Greg Madison for Professor Bierman Hi, everybody! It’s Greg here with you. I hope everyone’s having a great weekend, and folks in the weather’s path (yours truly included) are staying safe out there.  When Professor Bierman first lays his big-picture thesis to you, with words to the effect of “fundamentals don’t matter, data doesn’t matter, algorithms and AI are calling the shots,” it can sound almost wild-eyed, almost like a conspiracy theory. But then he explains and it makes perfect sense. As it turns out, we’re far from “grassy knoll” territory – Bierman’s assertion is well-supported by the literature and facts.  Once you understand it, it works on a gut level, too: Why would a company which operates at a loss, which makes no discernable product, and whose stock trades at double-X multiples, and which makes consecutive highs… do that? Who’s buying

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This Is Required Viewing

Professor Bierman is on vacation for the next week or so, and he asked me to keep in touch with everyone at Man vs. Machines while he takes a well-deserved break.  Now, what I don’t know about machine-markets could fill a book, although I’m learning… learning…  I’m old enough to remember it; I was working in a financial newsroom, still fairly green, when it happened.  It was a massively eye-opening experience I remember well, some 14 years later. Here’s what you need to know… One Thursday afternoon, machines run amok blew a hole a mile-wide, trillion-dollar hole in the Big Indexes. It caused absolute mayhem for more than half an hour before the exchanges got it under control.  The culprit was… spoofing algorithms, placing around $200 million in bearish bets. It was my first introduction to the oversized role machines play in the markets and, essentially, the first time I

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Watch These Algos Hijack an $806 Billion Chipmaker

From a Reuters article this week: “A U.S. stock rally supercharged by excitement over artificial intelligence is drawing comparisons with the dotcom bubble two decades ago, raising the question of whether prices have again been inflated by optimism over a revolutionary technology.” Reuters would never come out and say this, but from where I’m standing there is no question: Optimism (and hype) surrounding a “revolutionary technology” – AI, of course – has created a bubble of monumental proportions. To call prices “inflated” is like calling the Pacific Ocean a puddle at this point.  AI is driving tech sector performance, and tech sector performance – just 10 or 15 stocks – is driving virtually all the gains on the S&P 500 this year. But there’s another “side” to the AI story – one that doesn’t typically get discussed out there in the media.  Everyone and their mother knows about AI stocks

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A Virtually Stressless P&G Trade

Professor Bierman here, alerting you to a virtually stressless P&G trade, created by unrelenting Wall Street algos! P&G’s volumes are down, and they’re not gaining traction and market share. Inflation is squeezing folk to death! Shelling out a premium price for toothpaste is rough sledding. My strong suspicion is this: algos noticed that P&G escaped a volatility band, making the stock technically “overbought”… The algos smelled blood! Check it out… There’s virtually no green candles. The algos suck away all of the volatility! See how easy this trade is! Look: It’s not just P&G.  I’m just scratching the surface.  Algos are getting up to no good all around the stock market. I’m on a mission to track them down so you can ride their movements and cash in on the A.I. revolution! Stay tuned! To your success, Professor Jeff Bierman, CMT

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The Surprising ‘Fake Stock’ That Missed the A.I. Boat…

Professor Bierman here, and I’m here to tell you that AAPL – Apple’s pretty much a “fake stock” at this point. Yep, they had a stock buyback… but BIG DEAL! It’s nothing more than a wet band-aid on a gaping wound. Apple missed the A.I. boat.  Warren Buffett, their biggest shareholder, is unloading shares. There’s *crickets” in terms of anything remotely exciting in the product pipeline. And the market now sees things the same way.   Hence why the algos saw Apple defecting in the other direction from virtually every other bullish tech stock. They smelled blood and they pressured it down, like Whack-A-Mole… and as I write this they still haven’t let their jackboot off of Apple’s throat.  You can see it right here… What does this mean to you? It means that over and over, the algos are creating virtually “one sided trades” where they push price UP or DOWN for extended

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