I sold my coffee maker and it taught me how to trade volatility

I sold my coffee maker last week and I am not over it.

It had a name. It was basically a person. Now I am drinking iced coffee like some kind of animal, and every morning I think about that machine. 

I bring this up because the urge I had to go grab it back the second I missed it is the same urge that costs traders money on a volatile day.

Here is the lesson. 

On a wild day, your instinct is to react to every single move. 

The market ticks down, your stomach drops. It ticks back up, you feel better. You are riding every wave, and by lunch you are exhausted and you have made three bad decisions. 

The fix is to stop feeling the market and start measuring it.

Let me show you how I do that.

Before the day starts, I draw the expected move. 

That is just the range the options market is pricing in for a given period, the amount of movement traders are paying up to hedge. 

I do it by hand, taken to the penny at the close, because if you eyeball it you get garbage. 

One of my regulars likes to use the auto number on his platform, and I tell him the same thing every time. You are not going to make it in the quant world with that attitude. 

Down to the penny, man.

Once I have that number, I box it in.

I take the expected move, give it about 20 points of freedom on either side, and draw a box. 

That box is my battlefield for the day. 

Inside it, I do not care about every tick. The middle of the box is where risk goes to die, the happy, boring place the market drifts back to. The edges are where decisions get made. 

Everything in between is just noise I do not have to react to.

You will never catch the exact top. You will never catch the exact bottom. I have said that for years. So stop trying. 

When you are watching 8,000 to 10,000 contracts trade every minute, nobody has a feel for the next tick, including me. 

Boxing it in is how you stop pretending you do.

Here is what that looked like in practice this morning.

The market opened ugly and everyone was running around like a chicken with its head cut off. I did not chase it. 

I waited, watched the financials quietly start to bid back, and took one defined-risk trade with the idea the Nasdaq would revert a little lower. 

A QQQ 721 to 716 put vertical, a five-dollar-wide spread, for a buck forty-seven. I closed half of it for 103% and moved on with my day.

That is the whole point. I did not predict the tick. 

I defined my risk, put the trade where the box told me to, and let it come to me. The discipline did the work, not a gut feeling about the next move.

So the next time the market is thrashing and you feel that pull to react to everything, remember the box. 

Measure the day instead of feeling it. And maybe do not sell your coffee maker.

To your success,
Don Kaufman

P.S. That QQQ trade was called live in the room this morning, posted in the chat before I filled the second contract, so everyone had a fair shot at it. 

That is how Don DTE works every day. If you want to watch the box-it-in approach turn a scary open into a defined-risk trade in real time, come join a session at Don DTE.

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